LeighMyles Leigh Myles 
I like to believe that my 3rd grade pen pal got everything she wanted in life - to be a ballerina/fire-fighter who has a pet unicorn. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Jonbenet Ramsey’s cousin was my camp counselor. After camp, I wrote her letters & sent her 1/2 a BFF heart necklace & she did NOTHING. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
I believe in pen pals, but NOT pen marriage! It’s in the Bible. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Everybody talks about how the pen is mightier than the sword, but no one ever brings up how the pencil is better than the butter knife! #LoT

TiGr67 Tim Greer 
I’m leaving that Sharpie stuck in my intercom speaker, because I like to call it my “Pen and Teller.” Puns are groovy. #LoT

jamesisanerd James Ross 
“The pen” is short for Penitentiary. But I think it’s the Warden’s attempt at reverse psychology. “If you’re gonna act like babies…” #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
How come I can never find that great porno mag that’s in all those tv shows & movies? You know, “Play Pen”! #LoT

jamesisanerd James Ross 
You say it’s just a laser pen. I say it’s the first step towards a lightsaber. #LoT

whitneyteubs whitneyteubner 
wondering when I will stop writing my checks with the penmanship of a 4 year old #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
I like to think Mortimer Ichabod Marker went into politics after Picture Pages & was the 33rd US President in the Pen Universe. #LoT

TiGr67 Tim Greer 
“Pentimento” is a lovely word that is NOT what olives are stuffed with, you Philistine. #artsnob #LoT

iamshadow64 Danny Mastrangelo 
I never joined that “Pen15” club that everyone wanted me to join in grade school. It sounded like it was just a bunch of vaginas. #LoT

TiGr67 Tim Greer 
Stupid outdated magic markers got ink all over my page. That’s the last time I use D-Pens. #LoT

jamesisanerd James Ross 
Jeff Spicoli would think Sean Penn now was a total dick. #LoT

jeremybelanger jeremybelanger 
The pen is mightier than the sword unless it’s a Bic. #LoT

daveciaccio dave ciaccio 
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the washing machine is mightier than the pen. Which explains why no Samurai at the laundromat. #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
i bet the parents of penninsulas are pretty disappointed their kids never became isthumths. But the good ones would never show it. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Of all the spacecraft in the sci-fi pantheon, the Tie-Fighter has got to has some the worst blind spots. #LoT

ActuallyBerg Alex Berg 
I’m competitive. I was brought up not to believe in ties. You either win, lose, or bribe the referee to tip things in your favor. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Today at work, it’s a tie between being hungover & being under slept. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Don’t you guys get tired of seeing nothing but single windsors? Men be lazy these days. #LoT

benniearthur Bennie Arthur 
I’m horrible at tying a tie, but I’m great at tying a noose. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Some folks can tie a knot in a cherry stem with their tongues, I can tie a Sliding Chinese Crown knot with my penis! Hello ladies. #LoT

TiGr67 Tim Greer 
Big bowl of farfalle with a side of shoestring potatoes! I love Tie food! #LoT

TiGr67 Tim Greer 
Tie Fighters: the valiant men who fought and died for Casual Friday. See also: space ships. #LoT

jamesisanerd James Ross 
People seem to give you a lot more respect when you’re wearing a tie. Except at the nudist colony, where you just look like an asshole. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
A ceiling fan: The thoughts in my head. #LoT

manoagapion manoagapion 
Let’s face it, ties are just cloth arrows that indicate “hey ladies, there’s stuff down there.” #LoT

benniearthur Bennie Arthur 
Already thinking about what I want for dinner. Doing Tie tonight. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
@benniearthur everyone in Tieland will thank you. #LoT

manoagapion manoagapion 
Lucas’ Episode 1 VS Spielberg’s AI. TIE, an unfortunate tie for suck. #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
Boxing —> Kickboxing. Peanut butter —> spicy peanut sauce. Boys —> ladyboys. #GreatCulturalContributionsOfTheThai #LoT

manoagapion manoagapion 
“Where are you? … Well I don’t see you… What? No no no. I’m not in Bangkok, Thailand, I’M in Bangkok, Tie-Land.” #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
the sexiest necklace there is #LoT

MrScottDavis Scott Davis 
Ending a baseball game in a tie seems lazy. Can it just go to the tiebreaker trivia questions about art history? #LoT

jamesisanerd James Ross 
Do you think boy scouts and sailors make good vasectomy technicians? #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
Say what you will about the 80s: a song from a musical about the game of chess made it to #3 on the pop charts. THAT’S FUCKING NUTS. #LoT

jamesisanerd James Ross 
@999RPMs That last one was quite a reach. I enjoy deciphering the meanings though. One Night In Bangkok=Bangkok,Thailand=Thai=Tie=#LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
@jamesisanerd You haven’t seen my chest tattoo that says “A TO C 4 LIFE MUTHAFUCKA”? That shit’s tie-t. Tight. Sorry. #LoT

nahdeeeyah Nadia Osman 
Help! I’m trapped! I’m all tied up and can’t get loose! I can’t get out…of my DINNER WITH THE IN-LAWS! #tipyourwaitresses #LoT

girlwithatail erin whitehead 
I don’t like getting dressed up so when I have to go to formal events I just make sure to order the bow tie pasta. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
I would like to tweet about my bank, but I’m positive there would be a fee associated with doing that. #LoT

girlwithatail erin whitehead 
Strict disciplinarians have a spank bank, too. It’s just much, much sadder. #LoT

TiGr67 Tim Greer 
Only naughty people keep their money in the Hanky Banky. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Whenever I fly a plane I bank it to the left because I’m not a republican. #LoT

ActuallyBerg Alex Berg 
Ghosts don’t use banks. They use credit Boo-nions. #noneedtogetup #illshowmyselfthedoor #sorry #LoT

mansermatt Matt Manser 
The porn industry is losing so much money, the federal government is considering bailing out the Spank Bank. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
I bet there’s a PTA mom out there having a hard time investing her money bc her shit teen won’t clue her in on where the hip Banksy is. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
NEW IDEA I AM GOING TO MAKE BANK ON: bringing back those duck shaped sour cream & onion flavored Quackers snack crackers. #LoT

nahdeeeyah Nadia Osman 
Who’s known for graffiti art and is obsessed with money? Bank-sy. #imtheworst #herecomesthehatemail #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Do you think Tom Banks is married to Rita Wilson Bank & Trust of Murfreesboro, Tennessee? #LoT

daveciaccio dave ciaccio 
I tried laughing all the way to the bank. Looked like a lunatic for the first mile and a half, then vindictive for the last 100 feet. #LoT

daveciaccio dave ciaccio 
I’m still pissed that Obama spent all that money bailing out Elizabeth Banks. #LoT

kimeeb Kimee Balmilero 
I’ll bet you anything that @TyraBanks looks at her bank account everyday and yells out, “FIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEERCE!” #LoT

daveciaccio dave ciaccio 
How to find Banksy: Dress up as British Wall. Be painted on. If millionaire buys you, go back in time and get last guy who painted on u #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
I’ve always wanted to be a bank robber, that’s why I collect presidential rubber masks. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Ever notice how banks are soooo protective of their money? It’s like they don’t trust anybody! Jezzzz! #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
You guys, let’s not be too hard on Dr. Atkins; he was probably raped by the Pillsbury Doughboy as a child. #HooHoo #LoT

iamshadow64 Danny Mastrangelo 
Raisin’ some yeast, I’m a bagel makin’ beast. I’m makin’ bread makin’ bread n’ that’s sayin’ the least! #BakerRap #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
i would never marry a baker: too kneady. Also, the Pillsbury Doughboy raped me as a child. #HooHoo #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Bread an Ook! #dyslexiclibrarysigns #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
“I wasn’t BREAD for this!” The yeast was really having a tough time with his chosen career path. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Before sliced bread, the best thing must of been really boring. “This tweet is the best thing since sliced bread” ~Nobody #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
I’m a firm believer that 2 slices of bread make anything a sandwich, & thus a loaf of sliced bread is just 6 bread sandwiches to me. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Francis: “I say, June…” June: “Yah?” Francis: “That moldy tuna sandwich is giving you bad breadth.” June: “Oh.” #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Preacher man: “Do you, Pizza, take Calzone to be your lawful and wedded wife?” Pizza: “I sure dough!” #LoT

missmonikasmith Monika Smith 
I don’t have enough bread in my life. #staplefood #money #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
When at Subway, I like my bread like I like my stomach, flat. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer to stand in line for my bread. #LoT

TiGr67 Tim Greer 
Remember in the 1970s when “bread” was a euphemism for “money”? Um, yeah, neither do I. #LoT

ActuallyBerg Alex Berg 
I can’t make a great sandwich without great bread. You can’t make a great sandwich because you have bad taste in great sandwiches. #LoT

WaylandXTREME Wayland McQueen 
Before sliced bread, the best thing was probably having food to eat. #LoT

sergiocilli sergiocilli 
The bread in Italy is great. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Bready or not, I’m gonna eat chicken for lunch today! #thetweetthatlosesmethemostfollowersever #LoT

AdamSMcCabe Adam McCabe 
No matter how hard I work on stuff that can make money, I always see myself getting rich by keeping my mouth shut about something I’ve seen.

jeremybelanger jeremybelanger 
Bread is a band from the late 70’s. When I asked my dad about them he alluded to me being conceived to them. Great segue. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
My 1st question is never “Is it bigger than a breadbox?”- it’s “Is IT a breadbox?” Work your way up, thats what I say! #LoT

kimeeb Kimee Balmilero 
When a friend says she has “a bun in the oven” I mean..I’m happy, but I’m also sad she didn’t bake me bread. I like, LOVE fresh bread! #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
Turning and turning in the KitchenAid mixer / The baker cannot hear the baked; Souffles fall apart; the gluten cannot hold; -W.B. Yeast #LoT

TiGr67 Tim Greer 
You know where they don’t have “Texas toast” on the menu anywhere? Texas. There we just call it “toast,” y’all. #LoT

nahdeeeyah Nadia Osman 
“Breadwinner: to win bread through gambling, bets, or other money exchanging activities.” -Merriam Webster Dictionary First Drafts #LoT

bbriannichols Brian Nichols 
Dom Strauss-Kahn is a modern Jean Valjean except instead of stealing bread to feed his family he stole a womans dignity to feed his ego #LoT

Szzzzlaga Steve Szlaga 
It’s important to have healthy towel movements. This may seem like a blanket statement but I’m not linen to you. Sheet happens. #LoT

sergiocilli sergiocilli 
ugh Italy is the worst! the towels are so scratchy. check, please!! am i right!?!?!?! #LoT

daveciaccio dave ciaccio 
Hindu tradition states that women who are afraid of semen, in the next life, will come back as one of my towels. #gross #seeyafollowers #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Just think how many towels have seen you naked & touched you inappropriately. #LoT

TiGr67 Tim Greer 
This is my towel. There are many like it, but this one is mine. MINE! #LoT #towelday

ScreenBug Jennie Newman
Months like these I want to HURL in the towel, not just throw it. #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
@ScreenBug i’ve hurled in a towel before; no time to make it to a toilet. For a whole month though? Lay off the booze! #ILikedThatTowel #LoT

MrScottDavis Scott Davis 
Whipping people in the butt with your towel is fun and all until you realize all your towels now smell like butt. #LoT

ActuallyBerg Alex Berg 
Whenever I get out of the shower I use a towel to dry myself and a mirror to shame myself. #LoT

kimeeb Kimee Balmilero 
I use bath towels at the beach, paper towels in the bath and beach towels in the kitchen..’cause I’m a bad ass. Yeah..be scared. #LoT

nahdeeeyah Nadia Osman 
“Towel head” is offensive. “Terry cloth head” sounds slightly more refined. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Trying to come up with a clever Tweet where someone says “toweled you so”. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Guy: Agnes! You were right! I should have worn a hat. Pass me something to wipe away this sweat! Agnes: Toweled you so! #LoT

BrynnaCC Brynna Campbell 
There are good alternatives to killing yourself. You can be the creepy person who rat-tails strangers in the YMCA locker room! #LoT #peptalk

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Sometimes my legs get so prickly that I bet my dog does a lot of pretending my bed’s the desert. Her oasis is the water dish. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Gumby must wax, right? #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
There are some weapons you rarely have to water. #LoT

williamMendoza William Mendoza 
Cactuses love Hellraiser #lot

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Sure sure, have a plant in your home & you look responsible/caring/nurturing. But if it’s a cactus, then you just look lazy. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
There’s nothing like an octopi eating a cacti while thinking of Pi & quoting the Knights who say Ni. …at least that’s how I feel. #LoT

girlwithatail erin whitehead 
I’ll drink Cactus Cooler but I prefer Cactus Holier Than Thou. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
And people think Texas is crazy? http://thecactuscuties.com/ #LoT

jamesisanerd James Ross 
“I don’t mean to be a prick…” - Cactus #LoT

pauliophonic Paul Bartunek 
First, she kicked us. Then, she smacked us. Then she gave us the sweet nectar of her pet cactus. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
My Dancing Flower would dance to anything, but I like to think my Dancing Cactus preferred salsa. #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
@chadfogland i’d say that was racist, but my Billy Bass would go on tirades about cactuses taking American jobs, so it’s probably true. #LoT

jamesisanerd James Ross 
I got a cactus. And instead of water I gave it Cactus Cooler. And now it’s dead. Um, false advertising anyone? #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
There’s lots of fish in the sea & if you were a single cactus, the best fish for you would be a puffer fish. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Ohhh, sure you hippies will hug a tree any old day of the week! But cactuses need love & protection too. #LoT

internetcasey Casey Feigh 
Cactus?!? More like cact-you. #LoT #NailedIt

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
If a cactus ran for president, there’s no way I’d let it kiss my baby. No matter how cool it’s sunglasses were! #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
Pros: cacti are prickly as fuck and that’s awesome. Cons: they look like they’re surrendering - total bullshit. #RedneckBotanist #LoT

kimeeb Kimee Balmilero 
“You Prick…” - what I might say to a douchey Cactus Man #LoT

kimeeb Kimee Balmilero 
“You Prick…” - what I might say to a Cactus Man who’s not quite sure what his purpose on earth is #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Is it just me or does it seem like every cactus is way too into the Bangles “Walk like an Egyptian”? #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
Don’t think i’m going back to the Church of the Holy Succulent. The only hymn they know is “Agave Maria”. #LoT

jeremybelanger jeremybelanger 
Never catch a falling knife. Or cactus #LoT #weirdkitchen

AdamSMcCabe Adam McCabe 
“Close, but no cigar…” - guy stoked that Glenn Close came to his party, but bummed he doesn’t have anything to smoke #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
Coffee is for closers. Also openers and mid-shifts. Frappucinos are free too. #WhyStarbucksIsABetterEmployerThanGlengarryGlennRoss #LoT

sergiocilli sergiocilli 
almost start singing MC Hammer’s “Pray” while visiting the San Polo Church in Venice. That was a close one. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
When Elton John and Glenn Close hook up for sex, I bet they role play. She’s his tiny dancer while he demands to be held. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Lt. Columbo just wouldn’t be the same if he wore a nicotine patch. The show would be close, but no cigar. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
My shave this morning was so close, I saw a bright light & heard my grandpa calling to me, “I’m not racist, that’s just how we talked.” #LoT

girlwithatail erin whitehead 
Every morning I don’t taste the cat food is a close call. That’s a road I can’t go down even if it smells pretty tasty… right? #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
My best friend was sitting behind me at the bar last night, not realizing it when he called me. It was a close call. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Whenever I’m at a wedding, it’s always a toss up of what song to request, either NIN “Closer” or Pearl Jam’s “Better Man”. #LoT

kimeeb Kimee Balmilero 
Seriously though…why DO birds appear every time you are near? I mean…that’s just weird, dude. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
My friend was in the adjoining room. I miss ‘em, so I picked up my phone, but I realized, it was too close to call. #LoT

LeighMyles Leigh Myles 
When one door closes and another door opens- it’s because you have bad ventilation in your house, dummy. #LoT

TiGr67 Tim Greer 
Things that never close: 7-11, certain Tacos Bell, and Rush Limbaugh’s mouth. Hoo-yeah! #ThawedFrom1995 #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
The closer I get to someone, the more I notice their bad breath. Peeeee-U! #LoT

browntamra Tamra Brown 
aah! I almost did something productive! …whew, that was a close one #LoT

MrScottDavis Scott Davis 
“We’re closed” “I’ll be real quick!” “We’re closed” “Come on, I’m paying cash.” “We’re closed!” “Fine, I didn’t want an orphan anyway!” #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
My 11-yr old’s teacher got a boner when “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” played and now i’m pro-school vouchers. #ThePoliceMadeMeRepublican #LoT

jeremybelanger jeremybelanger 
Closer by Nine Inch Nail is never a good karaoke choice. Even at church. #LoT

jamesisanerd James Ross 
Kanye’s album is called 808’s and Heartbreaks? I thought it was Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. Close. #LoT

BrynnaCC Brynna Campbell 
Sorry, everyone. This can-opening party is for close friends only. #LoT

daveciaccio dave ciaccio 
“A.B.C. Always! Be! Closing!” - OH Revolving Door School #LoT

daveciaccio dave ciaccio 
“Oh my God! Don’t Stop! I’m so Close! I’m Almost There!” #ConfusingWaysToDirectACabbie #LoT

sergiocilli sergiocilli 
If their is one thing we’ve learned, it’s that fame solves all problems. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
I want more notoriety! I am absolutely fame-ished! #LoT

ActuallyBerg Alex Berg 
People think of Hollywood Blvd. as a place full of glitz and glamour. But really, it’s mostly just trannies and bong stores. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Isn’t it wild how the fame of the cast of the TV series “Fame” is subpar at best? #LoT

AdamSMcCabe Adam McCabe 
I would have seen FAME if the plot was that one of the dancers reversed aging and one unlocked the secret of human flight. #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Fame + Twitter = Numerous Jokes 140 characters or less upon your death. #LoT

kimeeb Kimee Balmilero 
I don’t care what people are saying about tomorrow being “doomsday”…Irene Cara told me that I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVER! #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
I wonder if the Florida Association for Media in Education (FAME) has work parties where they play the “Fame” TV series theme song? #LoT

InstantDeborah Deborah Tarica 
All the fame and fortune in the world doesn’t mean shit when no one will tell you that your zipper has been down all day. #LoT

MrScottDavis Scott Davis 
If Vinnie Chase wasn’t rich and famous ENTOURAGE would just be called SBARROS COWORKERS and would have a lot less boobs. #LoT

WaylandXTREME Wayland McQueen
Man, I’d kill to be as famous as John Wilkes Booth. #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan
i always confuse “Fame” with “Flashdance”, which wouldn’t be so bad except that i also confuse “Flashdance” with “Porky’s II”. #LoT

browntamra Tamra Brown 
It’s true that fame changes people. Ever since my niece won St. Cyril’s 2nd grade spellathon, she’s been a total cunt #LoT

daveciaccio dave ciaccio 
If one of my multiple personalities starts to make it big, the others will swiftly rise up and destroy him. #LoT

sergiocilli sergiocilli 
In college, I got this advice on breaking into directing “become a movie star like Tom cruise, then they’ll let u direct yur movies” #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
My new bumper sticker reads “I Break For Red Lights”. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
There’s a few Friends episodes I can no longer watch—including ‘The One Where Ross and Rachel are on a Break.” My heart can’t take it! #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
I took a break from twitter yesterday, but don’t worry! It wasn’t b/c I was doing something constructive. I was playing video games. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
I’m not supposed to worry about JT and Cameron Diaz doing a post-breakup movie together? That’s normal? GIVE ME A BREAK! #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Much like every 3rd week of each month, I’m broke until Friday (pay day). #LoT

ActuallyBerg Alex Berg 
It’s important to take breaks from work so you don’t burn out. It’s also important to return to work so you don’t become a burnout. #LoT

AdamSMcCabe Adam McCabe 
“Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar, please.” - guy who doesn’t realize the lasting effects of advertising on his sad life #LoT

999RPMs Robert Chan 
i love myself, but only in a 4am-drunk-booty-call-with-the-ex kind of way. #BreakingUpIsHardToDo #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
I like to use that old fortune cookie joke when breaking up w/ someone. It’s not you, it’s me… in bed. #LoT

pauliophonic Paul Bartunek 
Whenever the condom breaks, just shout out “Happy Mother’s Day!” to your [now] special lady, and let the spirits handle the rest! #LoT

chadfogland Chad Fogland 
Just got a break in the breakdancing case, so I traveled at breakneck speed, breaking the speed limit, only to fall & break my leg. #LoT

mansermatt Matt Manser 
Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that complete season one of “Gimme a Break” on DVD. #LoT

daveciaccio dave ciaccio 
If you say “Break a leg” instead of “Good Luck” you are playing right into the hands of the Broken Leg Industry’s marketing. #LoT

nahdeeeyah Nadia Osman 
My break from reality starts just as soon as I can get these fuzzy purple monkeys to stop singing songs from Gypsy and shut up. #LoT

benniearthur Bennie Arthur 
I wish every day had a dance break but no set time, just someone yells out, “dance break!” and everybody starts dancing. #iwantthis #LoT

jamesisanerd James Ross 
What would I say to Boogaloo Shrimp or the late Nell Carter if I met them? “Gimme a break” of course. #LoT

BrynnaCC Brynna Campbell 
Just broke the Guinness World Record for highest amount of smugness about walking three blocks instead of driving. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Car: “You want me to stop at that stop sign? Ugh. Give me a break!” #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Woman making time for brunch: “Dude, give me a break! Fast!”

jeremybelanger jeremybelanger 
I’m going to start taking commercial breaks during conversations. #LoT

jeremybelanger jeremybelanger 
Don’t worry you’ll be able tivo my conversations and skip the commercial breaks. #LoT.

jeremybelanger jeremybelanger 
The only song I words I know to the Linkin Park song are “and I’m about to break” and I still think it’s poetry.

kimeeb Kimee Balmilero 
You guuuuuys…”Point Break: The Musical” already exists! Now what am I gonna do??? #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
I think about the pre-Twitter pre-Facebook times & I sweat and panic. They’re two of my bffs. I’d wear I locket w/ them if possible. #LoT

ActuallyBerg Alex Berg 
Technology is a double-edged blade. On the one hand, PS3s and L.A. Noire. On the other hand, Jar Jar Binx. #LoT

LeighMyles Leigh Myles 
Beginning the Luddite Revolution now!! #LoT

AdamSMcCabe Adam McCabe 
I don’t care if they make robots with A.I., as long as the robots all look ashamed. #LoT

LeighMyles Leigh Myles 
Don’t stop believing… Microfiche. #LoT

WaylandXTREME Wayland McQueen 
“Gentlemen, we can rebuild him, we have the technology.” -Employee at a Furby repair center. #LoT

FernieCommaAlex Alex Fernie 
Some day we’ll think of opossums the same way we think of cassette tapes. #LoT

FernieCommaAlex Alex Fernie 
That last tweet was supposed to be “ipods,” not “opossums.” But I like the typo version more.

girlwithatail erin whitehead 
“Get your technology off my body!” —Pro Choice terminator #LoT

LeighMyles Leigh Myles 
Switching back and forth between Wild Hogs and The Colbert Report - both in HD! Boom. #LoT

ScreenBug Jennie Newman 
Saltines are amazing, am I right? We’ve come a long way! #LoT

daveciaccio dave ciaccio 
When will someone invent the technology to make marketing campaigns stop yelling at me? I’m fragile. #LoT